Top 7 Days of the Week(from punintended.com)
1. Friday: Nothing beats that initial feeling of freedom at the end of a long week.
2. Saturday: The sleeping in of Sunday with the excitement of Friday.
3. Thursday: Weekend mode begins to kick in.
4. Sunday: On one hand, it is the day of rest. On the other hand, it is almost Monday.
5. Wednesday: Hump Day ain’t so bad.
6. Tuesday: Monday’s slightly less evil cousin.
7. Monday: I bet Satan was born on a Monday.
The Whistles go WOOO!!!
If The Dude ever tried to climb a tree...
...this is what it would look like. This squirrel gets drunk from eating a rotting pumpkin and tries to climb a tree.
Lesson: Don't mess with a herd of Buffalo
To: The Dude - This one's for you
I really hate to admit it, but after reading the following clip from bash.org, I think I'm starting to see The Dude's point about why sharks should be hunted to extinction... (SARCASM: Noted):
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been
better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
DC and The Dude take The Pub Show on the road
This Friday, DC and The Dude are taking a road trip to meet up with Abe Froman at the Venetian Festival in St. Joseph, MI!
Thanks to our relentless questioning about the amazing hot dogs Abe gets in the winter, he ordered a huge package of dogs from our friends at Vienna Beef. Check out the delivery info below:
Abe Froman isn't fucking around
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That's over 30lbs of hot dogs! And we're not talking ballpark franks here people. These things are ginormous:
Go to the website and buy a box today!
Pub Show PSA
Buy one of these awesome coolers, but if I catch you doing this, you're getting the T.H.T.
Would The Dude approve of this behavior?
How to perform the THT
If someone (especially someone you don't know) calls you "Partner", "Buddy" or "Chief" etc., they are entitled to experience the THT.
1. Align the back of your hand with the area to be treated. Appx. 1-2 feet away from target.
2. With one continuous motion, quickly advance the delivery hand toward the treatment area, smacking it with transient force. (so as to create a "THWAP" sound)
3. Once contact has been made, immediately retract the delivery hand and return it to point of origin. (steps 2 and 3 should take no more that .25 seconds to complete)
3. With target area sufficiently treated, subject should refrain from uttering a "Howdy Partner" or other such nonsense for a considerable amount of time.
Shark Attack Playset
I guess we have two extremes here on The Pub Show. Some people want to make them extinct, some people want to play with them in the bathtub...
The Pub Crew Rides Again (this time with protection)
